#824 Organisms- Julia Elliott
We’ve all heard parents say that all that junk food and mindless staring at the boob-tube will rot your brain. What if the junk food and TV addictions weren’t the cause of a disease but the symptoms of one?
T. hermeticus is a new protozoan-sized organism that is thought to cause comas from toxic-metabolic encephalopathy. Before the coma state kicks in, the affected are drawn hopelessly to TV screens, video games , smartphones, etc. It taps in to the proverbial reptilian brain cells acting like an internal brain-wash.
Given all the recurring hyperbole about “these young kids are all lost to their technology” or “I weep for the future” warnings about the younger generation, I guess the only logical conclusion is mind-eating-amoeba…the zombie generation is coming!
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